When you put the spare roll of toilet paper on the thing (what the heck is that thing called that holds the toilet paper? I sat here for a good few minutes and the best I came up with was, “arm”. That can’t be it . . . ) you should get a new roll of toilet paper to replace the spare one.
That’s all I’ve got, actually. I’ve never had issues with the lid being up vs. down (I know that is the obvious bathroom complaint) so I’ve either been lucky or just don’t care too much about that. What other (unwritten, until now!) bathroom laws do people need a reminder of? 
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| And the toilet paper should always hang down the front, like this one does! Why would it ever be done the other way? That’s just madness! |
